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Looking Into David's Butt
Here's the thing, I think it's a hemorrhoid. I also don't want to find out really what it is because I'm a believer in like If you're having symptoms of something, just die. Like, just like, it just, it either goes away or it doesn't go. I go, I get really scared of going to the doctor and like twice a year I'll get my blood work done and like what it takes me a lot to get it done. Like it's a lot of mental preparation.
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You could put them on and you could look inside my asshole. Well—
And then you could see.
Here's the thing, I think it's a hemorrhoid. I also don't want to find out really what it is because I'm a believer in like If you're having symptoms of something, just die. Like, just like, it just, it either goes away or it doesn't go. I go, I get really scared of going to the doctor and like twice a year I'll get my blood work done and like what it takes me a lot to get it done. Like it's a lo…
Yeah.
Um, but I can't, I can't do this. I can't have a doctor look inside my ass. I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't.
Just let me look at it.