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Looking Into David's Butt
I just, I don't like using my phone's flashlight as the way I'm looking into my asshole. I snap like 100 times a day, right? Like I do Snapchat. And it's just the fact that the same lens is pointed in the same direction as like I output like all of my social media posts. It just makes me feel genuinely weird.
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Are you using a mirror?
Using a mirror and I'm using my phone and I just—
Describe me what you see.
I just, I don't like using my phone's flashlight as the way I'm looking into my asshole. I snap like 100 times a day, right? Like I do Snapchat. And it's just the fact that the same lens is pointed in the same direction as like I output like all of my social media posts. It just makes me feel genuinely weird.
You need a second asshole phone.
Yeah, I need it.
Yeah, you need a butt phone. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Phone just for your butt.