Looking at My Friend’s Butthole

Yeah, but you can't say it until he says the story. Can you just be quiet and let him tell the fucking story?

One time when I was at prom, a lion came in and ate 7 of the kids. I mean, what the fuck, man? Make a story up.

I have one. When I used to live in Skokie, I had a friend, and he was a friend that I had in the same apartment building as me, so he was locally, he lived there. That's kind of all my friends forever, is just people that live near me. But we would play Battl…

Yeah, he pulled up a picture on E-Bomb's World and it was, it was a picture of a guy's butthole where the coloring around the butthole looked like Jesus Christ. Like the, you know, there's a little bit of coloring around the butthole.

It looked like the beard.

Yeah, yeah, not the beard, like the face, like the head and the hair. Like, that's what it was.