Looking at My Friend’s Butthole

You guys are so young.

But how could you say that? You've never—

you won't think this way.

You've never died. You've never died. I have died. No, but like, listen, like, like, about 5 minutes ago. Granted, I've also never died, so I can't be arguing that it's the greatest thing, but I also don't think— like, this is all so fucking crazy. Like, look…

I know, I think death would be fucking awesome, cuz you find—

that's pushing it. Hear me out.