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Looking at My Friend’s Butthole

But how could you say that? You've never—

December 28, 201933:30David
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Ilya32:59
No, not true. I can get in an accident with a motorcycle helmet on going 80 miles an hour or 100, and I would die regardless. It doesn't fucking matter. A helmet will not save me in a motorcycle accident.
David33:07
No, there's a good chance that you'll live. That's true. Okay, listen, anyway, what I'm saying is, I know this, every time we talk about this, you think that I'm putting on some kind of a show or some act, but I don't think dying is this fucking horrible thin…
Jason33:29
You guys are so young.
David33:30
But how could you say that? You've never—
Jason33:32
you won't think this way.
Ilya33:33
You've never died.
David33:34
You've never died. You've never died. I have died. No, but like, listen, like, like, about 5 minutes ago. Granted, I've also never died, so I can't be arguing that it's the greatest thing, but I also don't think— like, this is all so fucking crazy. Like, look…