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No, I think that's what dumb kids say before they get in an accident that brutally hurts them. I genuinely think that.

December 28, 201929:44David
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Jason29:32
At the Indy 500, I'm sure you're great.
David29:34
Listen, can I say something? Sure. You're the best driver. Great. I think I'm also a great driver, but I think that's just what kids say. I think that's what dumb kids—
Ilya29:43
No, I'm genuinely the best driver.
David29:44
No, I think that's what dumb kids say before they get in an accident that brutally hurts them. I genuinely think that.
Ilya29:49
Do you say that?
David29:50
Yes, because I think it's something about feeling immortal and like you can't die and like, oh, I won't be the one in the accident. But the truth is, Ilya, if you keep driving recklessly, you will be the one in the accident. Here's the thing though.
Jason30:02
Wow, that came from David O. Hoover. No, no, no, no. Holy shit.