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Looking at My Friend’s Butthole

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December 28, 201921:37Ilya
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David20:39
Yeah, he's like a hard-ass.
Jason20:40
He's like a real hard-ass, like real macho kinda guy. And then he came over to me and he got me alone and he just goes, "Hey, what's going on with David and Natalie? Are they dating?" Like that. And I'm like, "Nothing. There's no deal. They're friends." He's…
David21:16
Finally, see, I'm grateful. Those little shits come hang out with us more, make videos. So, Ilya, I said this on the podcast last week, but the other day I was leaving my room and I heard something in the closet. Like, I heard something go like that in the cl…
Ilya21:37
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David21:38
I'm not gonna go see what it is in case it's me from the future arriving to fix something in my present life. I didn't want to meet myself and run into myself and ruin my, my future's mission. So I just kept walking and I ignored what was in, what was in the…
Jason21:56
I can't wait to see how you react to this story.
Ilya21:58
No, I mean, I've never had that situation before. I've never actually thought about it like but I love that like futuristic, like, Jesus, travel universe shit. I fucking love— dude, I was up until 3 AM.