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Looking at My Friend’s Butthole
Finally, see, I'm grateful. Those little shits come hang out with us more, make videos. So, Ilya, I said this on the podcast last week, but the other day I was leaving my room and I heard something in the closet. Like, I heard something go like that in the closet, and I turned around to go see what it was, and I stopped myself, and I was like, fuck it.
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Well, your friends are really special people. I was with my dad for Christmas and he's like a tough jock, you know, like—
Yeah, he's like a hard-ass.
He's like a real hard-ass, like real macho kinda guy. And then he came over to me and he got me alone and he just goes, "Hey, what's going on with David and Natalie? Are they dating?" Like that. And I'm like, "Nothing. There's no deal. They're friends." He's…
Finally, see, I'm grateful. Those little shits come hang out with us more, make videos. So, Ilya, I said this on the podcast last week, but the other day I was leaving my room and I heard something in the closet. Like, I heard something go like that in the closet, and I turned around to go see what it was, and I stopped myself, and I was like, fuck it.
It.
I'm not gonna go see what it is in case it's me from the future arriving to fix something in my present life. I didn't want to meet myself and run into myself and ruin my, my future's mission. So I just kept walking and I ignored what was in, what was in the…
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