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Looking at My Friend’s Butthole
He's like a real hard-ass, like real macho kinda guy. And then he came over to me and he got me alone and he just goes, "Hey, what's going on with David and Natalie? Are they dating?" Like that. And I'm like, "Nothing. There's no deal. They're friends." He's like, "Come on." I was like, "What are you being Mr. Gossip all of a sudden?" Wow. Yeah, so then he brought up New Year's and I said, "Last year I took my kids to see, with JoJo Siwa, to a Queen cover band," which I thought was a really nice thing to do as a dad. And then I asked the kids and I was like, "Wasn't that fun that I did that?" And they were like, "Yeah." It was okay. I was like, fuck off. I was like, I skipped New Year's for you guys.
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Now people go, is Jason coming, is Jason coming? And I go, yeah, yeah, yeah. And they go, fuck, thank God.
Well, your friends are really special people. I was with my dad for Christmas and he's like a tough jock, you know, like—
Yeah, he's like a hard-ass.
He's like a real hard-ass, like real macho kinda guy. And then he came over to me and he got me alone and he just goes, "Hey, what's going on with David and Natalie? Are they dating?" Like that. And I'm like, "Nothing. There's no deal. They're friends." He's like, "Come on." I was like, "What are you being Mr. Gossip all of a sudden?" Wow. Yeah, so then he brought up New Year's and I said, "Last…
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