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Looking at My Friend’s Butthole

No, no. Then David goes, he's my sugar daddy.

December 28, 201917:03Jason
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David16:32
she goes, oh, you're here by yourself today. And Jason goes, uh, what am I, chopped liver? And she goes, oh, oh no, sorry, I didn't— he's just usually with a bunch of younger people. Well, Jason goes, yeah, that's the story of my life. And then she goes, so a…
Jason16:55
Yeah, she kept going.
David16:56
And now we're like, now we're in a weird spot where we have to like tell this woman that's working at Chipotle like, he's not.
Jason17:03
No, no. Then David goes, he's my sugar daddy.
David17:06
Yeah, I go, he's my sugar daddy. Like, how do you explain to somebody that no, we work together? Like somebody that doesn't know.
Jason17:10
Yeah, that's all you gotta say. That's all you gotta say. We work together.
David17:14
That sounds more suspicious. So I'd rather go, yeah, I'm fucking him. Like I'd rather just be like, say it, then why is that suspicious?