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Looking at My Friend’s Butthole
she goes, oh, you're here by yourself today. And Jason goes, uh, what am I, chopped liver? And she goes, oh, oh no, sorry, I didn't— he's just usually with a bunch of younger people. Well, Jason goes, yeah, that's the story of my life. And then she goes, so are you the dad?
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This is really funny.
Jason and I went to Chipotle today, and I know the woman that worked behind the counter, and she goes—
this was awful—
she goes, oh, you're here by yourself today. And Jason goes, uh, what am I, chopped liver? And she goes, oh, oh no, sorry, I didn't— he's just usually with a bunch of younger people. Well, Jason goes, yeah, that's the story of my life. And then she goes, so are you the dad?
Yeah, she kept going.
And now we're like, now we're in a weird spot where we have to like tell this woman that's working at Chipotle like, he's not.
No, no. Then David goes, he's my sugar daddy.