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Looking at My Friend’s Butthole
No, so I lived in, uh, in a townhome. It has nothing to do with the story, but I lived in a townhome in Vernon Hills, and my friend— I don't even remember his name, we were probably like 8, maybe 7— would always come over and we would have these like masturbation sessions where we would We would turn on like porn and we'd lay down on the carpet and we would rub our dicks against the carpet and then eventually come to the porn.
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I'm looking at David, seeing your resting heart rate as you're looking at me. All right, go ahead.
Um, I have a story similar to yours.
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No, so I lived in, uh, in a townhome. It has nothing to do with the story, but I lived in a townhome in Vernon Hills, and my friend— I don't even remember his name, we were probably like 8, maybe 7— would always come over and we would have these like masturbation sessions where we would We would turn on like porn and we'd lay down on the carpet and we would rub our dicks against the carpet and th…
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Lie.
As I know you well enough where I would, I would have heard this story by now. I feel like I think it's a lie.