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You're a dipshit. I mean, you're a really good kid.
I changed it from dipshit to douche. But you work super hard, and when he crashes, it's like—
Yeah, when I fall asleep, I see a couch. If I lay down on it for more than 7 minutes, I'm asleep. I was just hungry just before we started this podcast, and I looked into Jason's fridge, and I wanted to eat the turkey. But I heard that if you eat turkey, it p…
Yeah.
So I didn't eat the turkey.
Yeah, he doesn't eat because he's afraid it's gonna take away from the vlog. That's how committed he is to David's vlog.
I don't like eating because I know I get a 30-minute energy boost and then I crash, and I cannot crash in the middle of the day. It's very dangerous. It's like suicide.