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Living the American Dream

No, no.

June 1, 20177:10Jason
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David6:58
And then you always say this. You talk about me as if I'm the president. I I really appreciate it.
Jason7:02
You work really hard. Like, you're a dipshit. I mean, you're a douche.
David7:07
Oh, okay. I thought you were gonna fix yourself and say something nice.
Jason7:10
No, no.
David7:10
You're a dipshit. I mean, you're a really good kid.
Jason7:13
I changed it from dipshit to douche. But you work super hard, and when he crashes, it's like—
David7:19
Yeah, when I fall asleep, I see a couch. If I lay down on it for more than 7 minutes, I'm asleep. I was just hungry just before we started this podcast, and I looked into Jason's fridge, and I wanted to eat the turkey. But I heard that if you eat turkey, it p…