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Living the American Dream
Jason is still sticking to the script. It's the second part of the show. Make sure you say I actually want to say something. I actually want to talk about something that just happened. Like, I was supposed to come here at 12 to record.
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So we're going to dinner tonight and you're paying?
Yeah, well, Jason's paying with his 30%. Okay, bye. Um, okay, cool. Let's get back to business.
Yeah, welcome to the show. Thanks for watching. Uh, thanks for listening, everybody. We're number one in comedy again. I can't believe it. It's all due to David, which is fine. I'm happy to be here. I'm happy to be along for the ride.
Jason is still sticking to the script. It's the second part of the show. Make sure you say I actually want to say something. I actually want to talk about something that just happened. Like, I was supposed to come here at 12 to record.
Yeah.
But around 11 AM, I started taking another nap. Oh, yeah. And I was like fidgeting around, and I was like about to wake up. And I was like, dude, I got to get up. I got to get up to film. And then like an hour in, I was like, I started dreaming that I was fil…
Maybe you're in a parallel universe somewhere else. There's two of you. There's two of you. The bad version that's not doing well, that messes everything up.