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Living the American Dream
Yeah. Okay, this was, this was, um, this was actually, actually this was post-9/11, so this is a weird thing. Um, my dad was actually in New York during 9/11. I don't— this has nothing to do with it, but yeah, I flew over by myself and when I started crying because I was 6 and I was really scared and the stewardess like took care of me. They took me out of my seat and they took me back to where they were like, you know, where the stewardess sit and that's where I got my first blowjob. Damn it, that was my joke.
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Surprising mom with illegal immigration!
I'd do a follow-up video. Surprising my mom with deportation!
Oh, these are clickbait titles that I hope everyone understands. But anyways, yeah, shut up. You flew over by yourself when you were 5?
Yeah. Okay, this was, this was, um, this was actually, actually this was post-9/11, so this is a weird thing. Um, my dad was actually in New York during 9/11. I don't— this has nothing to do with it, but yeah, I flew over by myself and when I started crying because I was 6 and I was really scared and the stewardess like took care of me. They took me out of my seat and they took me back to where t…
Sorry. Go ahead, do it again.
No, but they took me back and they took care of me and they're like, do you want to watch a movie? Like they were really nice to me. And then they asked me if I wanted to go inside the cockpit and see how the pilot flies the plane. And now, okay, now that I s…
Jesus Christ, little did they know I was Slovakian spy. Give me a juice box, I'm going to blow this plane up.