Living the American Dream

Yeah, yeah, yeah. No. And then, and then I'm like, and I'm like, oh, okay, you're relaxing. So I'll just go wait in the living room. And she's like, okay, cool. I'll see you in a bit. And then Jason walks out of his bedroom into the living room and he's like, Oh, dude, I was relaxing. And I'm like, I get it, I get it. And then I don't know if I said relaxing that much. Yes, you did. You said it a lot. And then he gets out into the living room and then we just sit there and we're like, so what do we want to do? And we don't talk about it till the next day. I pull out my vlog camera and I go, you know, I want to talk about— this is in front of everyone. And I'm like, I want to talk about something, but I don't know if I can. And Jason immediately goes, I know what it is. Please don't talk about it. We both knew that. That I caught him masturbating. That was so good. I feel so bad too because it's like, that's one of my biggest fears. That's literally like your son catching you masturbating. That's how it was. It's the equivalent of that.