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Living the American Dream

Oh, Jason was working out today and I called him. I FaceTimed him. He's shirtless and he's sitting in the sauna and I go, hey Jason, you masturbating? And boom, he hangs up right away.

June 1, 201716:42David
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Jason16:32
Yeah, dude, we're gonna take over the world.
David16:35
What's wrong with you? Yeah, we're gonna take over the world.
Jason16:38
I'm just being positive today. I feel good today. I worked out. Those wings last night though.
David16:42
Oh, Jason was working out today and I called him. I FaceTimed him. He's shirtless and he's sitting in the sauna and I go, hey Jason, you masturbating? And boom, he hangs up right away.
Jason16:54
I was in— it wasn't the sauna. I was in the locker room with a bunch of old dudes.
David16:57
He was in the locker room shirtless.
Jason16:58
And when I say old dudes, not like my age. I mean like 80.