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Living the American Dream

Anyways, David books this flight at 9:30 on Friday night. We get to Miami at 5 in the morning, and you've done this before, we have no hotel till 3 o'clock. So he wants us to like hang out in the hallway. And, and mind you, David has money. David could Like, he could afford a hotel Friday night. I could afford— I would get a hotel Friday night. I would pay for it just so I could, like, sleep. But you're just so crazy because he wants— you're— he's crazy about his vlog, the Friday vlog that he needs to post. He's afraid he won't have enough footage, so we're leaving at 9 AM— 9 PM, and we're going to be cutting it close.

June 1, 20179:55Jason
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David9:43
No, no, Jason, you 100% do.
Jason9:45
I'm there when you need me. No, you're not. Fucking call me. 2 in the morning to do Carmelita with Liza in the car.
David9:51
Jason's the best 43-year-old you can have as an assistant for filming.
Jason9:55
Anyways, David books this flight at 9:30 on Friday night. We get to Miami at 5 in the morning, and you've done this before, we have no hotel till 3 o'clock. So he wants us to like hang out in the hallway. And, and mind you, David has money. David could Like, he could afford a hotel Friday night. I could afford— I would get a hotel Friday night. I would pay for it just so I could, like, sleep. But…
David10:30
Yeah, but the good part is we can sleep on the flight, and then we get there and we're ready to go, and we don't waste any time.
Jason10:35
And then we leave on Sunday at 7 AM.
David10:39
Because we couldn't leave at a red-eye on Saturday because there weren't any.