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Oh, this is my new favorite conspiracy theory. I just found out about it. It's a theory that originated from Father Pellegrino Ernetti, a monk. I don't think he invented Pellegrino the Water, but that is his name. In the 1960s, he claimed that he was part of a secret team of scientists, including Nobel-winning physicist Enrico Fermi and rocket scientist Wernher von Braun, who helped build the Chronovisor under Vatican supervision. So basically, the Chronovisor is an alleged time-viewing device secretly developed by the Vatican in the 20th century. So it's according to theory, it allows users to see into the past, not travel, but see through time, view past events like watching a livestream from ancient history. So like Martin Luther King's speech, when Abe Lincoln got shot, you could be anywhere at any time.