Listener Wants David in Her Throuple

Really? Yeah, you did. Yeah. Anyway, so that happened. I was pretty stressed out because I don't like it. And then Zed stops playing the music and he goes, He goes, David, calls me over to the DJ. We're right behind the DJ booth. Calls me over. He goes, come up here. He goes, it's my— that doesn't stop the music for anything, right? He comes on, music's already playing from the DJ before, and the music kind of cuts out a little and it kind of just gets lower. And he goes, what's up Vegas? Let's fucking go. Music fires up. So music is constantly going when he's playing. He stops the music and he goes, let's all sing happy birthday to David. The full happy birthday song. Sings it to me with no music. All of Omnia, the entire club goes quiet just for him to sing happy birthday to me. Just me and him up there on stage and he's saying happy birthday. I am shitting bricks because you can't like— obviously I was like, no, no, I'm not going up there. I'm not going out there. But like, you can't say no. You can't say no. Yeah, right. Like if that's like pull out your dick, you're like, you got to do it. He's asking you like on the stage, whatever.