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Jason's New Tattoo
You'd probably get arrested if I was on the beach with a paintball gun.
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Don't give him our ideas away. Fuck, it's gonna be next week's video, or maybe on Friday in Hawaii.
I kind of want to give you permission to do that. That'd be fucking fun, but I don't want to lose an eye.
I would scare a lot of people though.
You'd probably get arrested if I was on the beach with a paintball gun.
You know, I'd put it in like— I'd wrap it up in a cloth and I'd walk by like it's a silencer and just shoot you once and keep walking. I honestly, I would fly in, shoot you with a paintball gun, not even talk to you, get back on my flight and go home.
I have to say, I want to say it, be clear about this. Yeah, I do not give you permission.
Fuck you.