Jason's Brand New Girlfriend

I went to Minnesota. We were all in Minnesota.

I was there.

Alex is from Minnesota.

And I visited him in his hometown. This was— this is— I'm telling you, this is gonna sound like I'm exaggerating it, but it— but it's not. I went to— I went to his mom's house. I love his— I love his mom. I met her before. She's great. And I said, hi, how are…

Dude, they've been divorced for—

I don't know, a couple years. Okay, this isn't like a— this dude, the way it felt in there, it felt like they had Mr. Ernst hanging by a rope in the basement. Like, that's the type of tension I was feeling. And I'm like, fuck. And then we went to a bar and Mr…