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Jason's Brand New Girlfriend
So I'm learning. Well, that's why I'm divorced, David, because I'm not good at this shit. Okay. Fucking. So then I said, I even said, oh, do you want to come with us? You're always down for her to come.
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Yeah, whatever. Fuck you.
So then I walked into the room and I said, I said, what's the plan for today? And you go, oh, we're going to shoot with Heath at 3:15. Yeah. And I said, oh, okay, cool. And I text her back and I said, um, Yeah, I can't. I told everybody I shoot with Heath. Ok…
I said, I said 45, had a 15-year-long relationship with a woman, had 2 kids with her. Believe me, I'm learning. I just got my driver's license. It's a little hard to balance both. Okay. Yeah. You're learning.
So I'm learning. Well, that's why I'm divorced, David, because I'm not good at this shit. Okay. Fucking. So then I said, I even said, oh, do you want to come with us? You're always down for her to come.
And, and, and she just went off the handle and it just started a big fight.
Said the most horrible things she could have ever said to me, like, you suck David's dick for views.
I say that all the time.