Jason's Brand New Girlfriend

I'm kidding.

I mean, look at Snickers has had some good ads. They did the Joe Pesci ad.

Oh, look at you saving your ass just in case Snickers is listening. Well, I mean, I think, look, no, look, Snickers, if we're hard on Snickers, we gotta be hard on Snickers. This sounds—

Okay, fair enough. Anyway, it was a funny ad. Okay, let's get to the thing that everybody wants us to talk about.

Jason, I'm not talking about it. No, I'm keeping it private.

Fuck you.