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Jason Hates Everyone Under 27

Which is totally, totally normal because we're a bunch of fucking little douche fucking dweebs in first class. I get it, whatever. They signed up for first class because they didn't want to deal with little kids like us. So yeah, so then she goes and I think she tells the pilot. And then the woman, another flight attendant comes up to me. There's like 7 flight attendants on this fucking flight for some reason. Another flight attendant comes up to me and she's like, yeah, the pilot just decided that he doesn't want to fly any of you guys. And I'm like, oh, I'm totally— first of all, let me explain this. We were totally— We were at wrong. We shouldn't have boarded that flight as Jason dressed as an inmate. But she told me that, and I'm like, listen, ma'am, I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. We'll be respectful. Let's just put this in the past. And she's like, I don't know if it works like that, sir. We're really not comfortable flying any of you. And then another flight attendant comes up from behind, and she goes, fucking, she's like bad cop. She goes, 9/11 isn't a joke. And I go, what? Excuse me? And Todd goes, excuse me? What are you? That's not what we're doing.

August 16, 20188:47David
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Jason8:37
And, um, and that flight attendant was like not having it either. She was just like, what, what do you need? Like, it was almost like they wanted—
David8:46
they wanted a reason to kick us off.
Jason8:47
Exactly.
David8:47
Which is totally, totally normal because we're a bunch of fucking little douche fucking dweebs in first class. I get it, whatever. They signed up for first class because they didn't want to deal with little kids like us. So yeah, so then she goes and I think she tells the pilot. And then the woman, another flight attendant comes up to me. There's like 7 flight attendants on this fucking flight fo…
Jason9:52
At all.
David9:52
You took it to another level. You made us very uncomfortable. And then, and then like an air marshal comes in from outside of the airport to come and talk to us. And he's like, hey, who's the, who's the, who's the, who's the head honcho here? And I go, me.
Jason10:07
Yeah, yeah, yeah. And everybody goes, David.