Jason Hates Everyone Under 27

Because I told her that it was fake. And then you went to go sit down in your airplane seat, and then he was still in handcuffs at this moment, and he wanted to like take the handcuffs off, and I was wiggling the keys to the handcuffs right in front of his face, and I'm like, you want these? You want these? And instead of giving it to him, I put it in my friend Todd's mouth, and Todd pretended to swallow it. And then our friend Zane saw Todd pretending to swallow the key, and Zane freaked out, and he's like, oh my god, dude, dude, did you swallow the fucking key? That's not fucking good. That's not fucking good. I don't know what is with our friends, but they fucking freak out at one another when something's going wrong.