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Jason Hates Everyone Under 27

My penis is small.

August 16, 20180:26Jason
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David0:12
Because I've been thinking, people scroll through podcasts all the time.
Jason0:15
Yeah.
David0:15
And, and like, you know, like music, when I scroll through music, I listen to like the first 4 seconds, right? And that's all it's about for me. So I tried, I tried to just capture the audience in 3 words.
Jason0:26
My penis is small.
David0:28
Yeah, yeah, man, that's 4 words. But yeah, I, I, it's like a hook, and now people are gonna stick through the entire 45-minute podcast because they're gonna be like, if he said that at the top of the podcast, imagine what he's gonna say midway through it. It'…
Jason1:10
Yeah, that's how it goes here. It's been a crazy day here.
David1:15
It's been a crazy day. I'm 22. I'm 22, Jason's 75, and we have this podcast together. We compare our lives and we talk about stuff. Yeah, we've had a roller coaster of a day.