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Jason Hates Everyone Under 27

That's the best, because that's when you find all the freaks in the fucking hallway, when you find the hot chick down the hall, when you find the fucking douchebag in the left room, like when you find the guys who you should fucking stay away from. Like, that's the best, 'cause you find all the characters on one day, 'cause everyone's out in the hall and everyone's carrying their stuff around, and you're like, oh my God, is that a fucking can of meatloaf, or are those video games, or are those scissors? Like, you don't know what kids are running around with. Is that a fucking samurai sword?

August 16, 20182:48David
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Jason2:47
Yeah.
David2:47
And that's the best.
Jason2:48
Uh-huh.
David2:48
That's the best, because that's when you find all the freaks in the fucking hallway, when you find the hot chick down the hall, when you find the fucking douchebag in the left room, like when you find the guys who you should fucking stay away from. Like, that's the best, 'cause you find all the characters on one day, 'cause everyone's out in the hall and everyone's carrying their stuff around, an…
Jason3:19
Except it's 2018 and no college kid will let you film them.
David3:23
And every kid's the fucking same.
Jason3:24
Yeah.