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Jason Hates Everyone Under 27

Yeah, if— fuck, yeah, it'll suck.

August 16, 201825:52David
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Jason25:02
I never wanted it.
David25:03
I even remember my dad one day, like, I think I was like cuddling with my parents or something. I was like, I don't know, 19 or something. No, I'm kidding. I think I was like 9 or 8 and I was cuddling with my parents and they were just like, and they were say…
Jason25:50
If that happens with Wyatt, I'll be crushed.
David25:52
Yeah, if— fuck, yeah, it'll suck.
Jason25:54
Oh, that'll suck, because I keep saying that to him. Like, well, you guys like hanging out with me now, but you're not going to want to. And they are always like, no, no, we will, we will, we want to hang out, we're sure.
David26:03
What you just got to do is you can't ever get mad at them. You always just got to be fucking good. Like, if you're— if your son starts being like, like cold towards you, yeah, just be like, "All right, see ya. Fuck you, bro." Just say that. I'm telling you, i…
Jason27:03
Like you wanted their attention?