Jason Hates Everyone Under 27

I even remember my dad one day, like, I think I was like cuddling with my parents or something. I was like, I don't know, 19 or something. No, I'm kidding. I think I was like 9 or 8 and I was cuddling with my parents and they were just like, and they were saying like, "Just wait till you're gonna hate this." And I even remember saying, "What? Wait till I hate this? What are you guys saying?" Oh, really? They were like, "You're gonna turn, you're gonna go through, you're gonna be a teenager and it's gonna be far different than this." I remember that. And they told me that on a couple different occasions and I never really understood it. And that was the one thing my parents were definitely right about is when I turned into a teenager, I fucking went full-on like switch. And I wasn't like— I wasn't like mean to them per se. I was just cold. Like, I wasn't like— I wasn't like as friendly with them as I should have been.