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Jason Hates Everyone Under 27

And I'd make the best fucking sandwich. You would.

August 16, 201823:43David
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Jason23:05
Well, I mean, you've done a great job. I admire you because you've done a great job of creating something for yourself out of really nothing. I mean, if you look at you, David, you just wouldn't expect anything would happen for you. So it's really quite amazi…
David23:32
This is fucking Bob, so fuck you. I, I take that as a compliment.
Jason23:35
Cookies is great. And you know what's great about you is you wouldn't be too good to work at Quickies either. Like, you would take a job at Quickies, sure, and you'd make it work.
David23:43
And I'd make the best fucking sandwich. You would.
Jason23:45
You make bomb-ass sandwiches and Snapchat it all day. Hey, yo guys, Guys, check this shit out. I'm putting onions on this one.
David23:52
This one gets an extra meatball because I'm feeling fucking crazy.
Jason23:57
Yo, this is David down at Quickies. Come see me.