Jason Hates Everyone Under 27

But it's not okay to indulge every little fucking feeling you have. It's not okay. No one gives a fuck, you know what I mean? And people walk around thinking that everyone should care. No one really cares. It's a fake generation. I mean, it's just like that thing when you're like, when someone says something, just fucking fake laugh. No, that's not what you do. You sit there and you go, I'm sorry, what did you mean? But your generation is like, yeah, right, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, wonderful. Like, your generation is like Oh, look at that clickbait title, but they never watch the fucking video. Your generation's like, oh, look at that tweet, let me draw something from this tweet that isn't intended for me to draw from it. Let me make this tweet about me. You subtweeted me. No, I didn't, I was fucking just tweeting. No, it's obviously about me because I revolve— the fucking universe revolves around me. Like, it's bonkers, David, bonkers, ridiculous. And your friend Olivia is very nice, by the way, who helped us today. I'm not talking about her. She seemed to be raised well. It is by far the worst generation, for sure. Remember when your friend was moving into school? We were in Vernon Hills last September, and your friend was moving into school, right? And then the other kid was crying because he wasn't spending enough time with him. Yeah, I remember that. Remember that?