Jason Gets Busted in Sweden

did we share it pod yet? No. John and Alex were in charge of bringing the car when I was surprising my mom with the Volkswagen, so they had to wrap some gifts. There was like a Rolex for my dad and other gifts inside, like inside the car for them to wrap. Alex goes to John, can you get tape and scissors? John goes, LMAO, I'll get it at Staples. And then John texts again about 10 minutes later, goes, shaking my head, this place sold out of wrapping paper. And Alex goes, I got wrapping paper, just tape and scissors. Then John goes, oh, I got tape then. And I go, did you get the scissors? And then he sends a picture of the tape, and it's one of those tapes that like has like the— yeah, the little— the teeth at the end that cuts the tape. Yeah. And he sends a picture of that and he goes, this doesn't require scissors. Alex goes, what? And I go, wrapping paper Does, you dumbass. And Alex goes, John, I need to cut the fucking paper. And then I go, bro, there's no way you're good at Wordle. And then, and then John, and then Alex goes, I'm speechless. Uh, we don't need to see another photo, please. Cause he says, I'm going to send you another photo. And then I said, did you get the scissors? Yes or no, bro. Hurry. Yes or no. And then he's not responding. Alex goes, it's a typeable response. And I'm standing at Michael's waiting to see if I should buy tape or scissors. John goes, yes. And Alex goes, that was fucking crazy. I mean, this guy is— he's a blessing, really. Yeah. My sister was in the car with me when he was texting us. So I read the text and she was like, I have no idea how you guys fucking do it with this guy. Like, is this— he's fucking an idiot. What's going on? I'm like, no, well, he's like the best. He's got a really, really good heart. And then Alex and John got into the car and then as a joke, to my sister. My sister said something nice to Alex, and I was like, well, that's not, that's not what you were saying about him before. And then my sister goes, no, I wasn't talking shit about Alex, it was about John. And John goes, what the fuck? No, but I'm really excited to see John's family and everything. That's gonna be, that'll be a good trip. I will come back just absolutely fucking drained. I already know it.