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JASON CATCHES INTRUDER (POLICE CALLED)

Zane hates it. And the woman all the way at the front that had the wiener dog had to go pee. And so, so she, she's holding the wiener dog, going back to the bathroom. And Zane, Zane is all the way at the end of the plane where the bathroom is, like sitting on the edge of the couch. And he sees the wiener dog coming over and he goes, oh my God, thank you. And then he grabs the wiener dog from her, out of her hand, out of her hands. And she's like kind of like standing around while he's— while he's— while she's like waiting to go in the bathroom. And Zane's like, I was so nervous, finally a comfort dog. And then she like kind of like hesitates. She sees that like Zane's having like a good time with the dog, so she like lets them be. And then she goes into the bathroom. Yeah. And we're just like, why did you just fucking rip that dog out of her hand like that? And Zane's like, no, she came over, she saw how stressed I was, she came to give me the dog. And we're like, Zane, are you fucking nuts? Like, are you nuts? She did not come over to give you that dog. She can't even see you from the front of the plane, right? He thought that, like, he thought that she was like, oh, I got to go give my dog to this guy. I was like, she was bringing the dog in, maybe even for the dog to use the bathroom, or like she didn't want to leave the dog's side, so she was going to use the bathroom. And then he's like, no, you guys are wrong. And he's like, when she comes out, I'm going to ask her. And I was like, dude, like, I was like, the courage you have to ask her this. Yeah. Yeah. Um, and then she comes out and he's like, did you bring the dog over just for me? And she goes— she couldn't have been like any more obvious— she goes, no. And he goes, oh, okay, well, okay, I guess I'm totally wrong. It's like, situation completely wrong.

April 21, 202234:33David
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Natalie34:27
Yeah, literally like zero.
David34:28
Yeah, she was panicking. And so rightfully so. And so was Zane.
Jason34:31
And Zane hates it too.
David34:33
Zane hates it. And the woman all the way at the front that had the wiener dog had to go pee. And so, so she, she's holding the wiener dog, going back to the bathroom. And Zane, Zane is all the way at the end of the plane where the bathroom is, like sitting on the edge of the couch. And he sees the wiener dog coming over and he goes, oh my God, thank you. And then he grabs the wiener dog from her,…
Jason36:14
Maybe, maybe in that, like, in that turmoil, he— that's what his brain led him to.
David36:18
No, but Zayn was doing that all weekend. All weekend. And he— I called him Mr. Can't Read a Room. He like can't read. He's really bad at reading like what's in a room. I don't know, feels, and he just goes and he just says, you know, yeah, like whatever's sup…
Jason36:43
And like, that's why it's pretty sure Harry Styles wants me to come up on stage right now. He looked in this direction.