JASON CATCHES INTRUDER (POLICE CALLED)
No, this is like a guy trying to break in. He's trying to break in. And so I call the police, and Marty couldn't get through the police, but I got through. And they're like, okay, sir. And they're like asking me— you know, you feel like a cop, you know? And they're like, ask me for the address. I'm like, I'm in the 11500 block of Donna, you know, Donna whatever, blah blah blah blah blah. And, uh, and so I follow him and I'm on the phone with the police. And so now he sees that I'm following him, and he's way down like cul-de-sac, but I can still see him. And he starts charging at me, and he just starts running at me. And I'm like, he's charging at me, he's charging at me. And they're like, sir, sir, you need to get out of there, get the fuck out. And he's charging at me, but he— I'm not moving because he's still so far away. Like, he's so fucked up on drugs. And he starts— I'm like, he's charging at me, he's charging at me. And they're like, sir, you got to get out of there. And then he just stops. He just stops charging and like thinks about something else and like, and then like starts wandering around. So anyways, I follow him for like— this is the story— I follow him for like 20 minutes.