JASON CATCHES INTRUDER (POLICE CALLED)

Ugly. No, no, the, the other The other day I was like, everyone was hanging out in the living room and I was like, let me put on a fun shirt to like stir up conversation, like something really stupid and ugly. So I literally—

straight to—

I'm not kidding. I went into my closet and I picked out the ugliest shirt I could find, like a shirt that doesn't make any sense. Why would anybody even purchase this? I don't know why it's in my closet. It's definitely not mine. I put it on, I walked out, an…

It's just— yeah, but it was like, it had like the the Lamborghini, like a huge neon green logo of the Lamborghini, like so obnoxious.

You do wear loud shirts.

Yeah, I do not.