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Yeah, Jason's masturbating all day. He's like, how can I turn this into work? I'm like, oh, that's right, I could get all my friends to DM me.
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Everyone be at David C. tomorrow at 11. I have this really great bit idea. Don't worry, Natalie.
I told Jason that the best part about that bit is how bad it is. Like when he turns the camera on and he tells everybody, like, I would love— I would love to see the reaction of everybody in the room go, what the fuck? You want me to go jerk off in this fucki…
No. This is what happens when I'm on the road and I'm in my hotel room and someone masturbating gives me an idea.
Yeah, Jason's masturbating all day. He's like, how can I turn this into work? I'm like, oh, that's right, I could get all my friends to DM me.
And then I got it and I was like, I need something for Monday. So I was like, oh, this could be good. No, I still think there's something there. I mean, that's what happens. You get a lot of ideas. We do a lot of ideas. And this was something that was kind of…
Yeah, whatever. Anyway, hey, you win some and you lose some. Do you hear about that guy who got his whole left side shot off? And now he's all right now.
That's a really good one, Dave.