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Yeah, so basically the bit idea was he hired an andrologist to come and study our sperm, and the andrologist would tell us who has the strongest sperm. That was his vlog idea. And he was gonna give $5,000 to the person with the strongest sperm. So I was like, Jay, you didn't think this out at all. First of all, Jason bleeps out any swear word on his channel, or anytime anybody even says anything sexual because he doesn't want to get demonetized. So now he's gonna have someone cum who literally all they talk about is jizz, sperm, and cum and semen. And like, and then he's not only that, but he has to have all of us in the friend group cum in a cup. Like, did you just expect like me and Jonah to go separate bathrooms and masturbate while you're waiting for me so you can find out if my sperm can swim?

November 15, 201925:57David
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Jason25:49
Okay, I was contacted by an andrologist.
David25:52
Andrologist, that's all I wanted you to say 'cause I didn't know how to pronounce that word. Basically he had—
Jason25:56
I didn't know what andrologist was either, but go ahead.
David25:57
Yeah, so basically the bit idea was he hired an andrologist to come and study our sperm, and the andrologist would tell us who has the strongest sperm. That was his vlog idea. And he was gonna give $5,000 to the person with the strongest sperm. So I was like, Jay, you didn't think this out at all. First of all, Jason bleeps out any swear word on his channel, or anytime anybody even says anything…
Jason26:44
Hang on, what now? I know for a fact that Brandon would have done it. I know Dean would have done it for $5,000, a chance at $5,000. I bet Jonah would have done it for a chance at $5,000.
David26:53
It's honestly, it's not even about who would have done it. It's just kind of gross.
Jason26:57
The thought of people saying it wasn't the best idea.