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Because you're going to die soon and I'm going to die soon. Literally, you'd never know when we can die. Imagine, imagine you get struck by lightning as you walk out of here and you're fucking dead and you're in heaven. And God goes, what'd you eat last? And then you go, I had a salad from Tender Greens. He's gonna go, you fucking idiot! You fucking idiot! I've known you were gonna die on this day in the last couple years. I saw you trying to eat healthy.
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This is what I've been saying.
Treats. Yeah.
Big bowl.
Because you're going to die soon and I'm going to die soon. Literally, you'd never know when we can die. Imagine, imagine you get struck by lightning as you walk out of here and you're fucking dead and you're in heaven. And God goes, what'd you eat last? And then you go, I had a salad from Tender Greens. He's gonna go, you fucking idiot! You fucking idiot! I've known you were gonna die on this da…
Why didn't you tell me? Why didn't you give me a sign?
Like, imagine if— imagine like you got to get to heaven and God goes, what did you eat last? And you gotta go, I had a Big Mac and a big bowl of fucking ice cream. And God goes, that's how you did— that's how you do life.
What if there's Big Macs in heaven? What if there's ice cream in heaven?