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I Ruined My Best Friend's Life

Yes, dude, a fucking fruit fly can kick my ass. I'm the weakest guy out there.

July 6, 20177:20David
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Jason7:03
Yeah, I think my parents are getting annoyed. No, not my parents. I think my sister was kind of like, who is this David character?
David7:08
Jason loves doing this thing where he pretends his parents are still alive. He just did it again.
Jason7:12
David loves doing this thing where he pretends my parents are dead, which is really fucked up. They're alive and well. My dad could kick your ass.
David7:20
Yes, dude, a fucking fruit fly can kick my ass. I'm the weakest guy out there.
Jason7:25
I was impressed with how well you played played against Jay Boyce. He's a very—
David7:29
I mean, 6'4".
Jason7:29
It's what—