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I Ruined My Best Friend's Life
She goes, "Who's at your house right now?" I go, "Scott, Todd, and you weren't there, you just left." And she goes, "Is David there?" And I go, "No." And she goes, "Oh, good." Not like she doesn't like you, but just like, maybe Daddy's getting a break.
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She asked for me?
Yeah, she said, "Is David there?" What? And I said, "No, he's not here." And she goes, "Oh, good." No! Yeah, which means that she knows I'm maybe relaxing a little bit.
Wait, really? Did she actually say that? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
She goes, "Who's at your house right now?" I go, "Scott, Todd, and you weren't there, you just left." And she goes, "Is David there?" And I go, "No." And she goes, "Oh, good." Not like she doesn't like you, but just like, maybe Daddy's getting a break.
Maybe Daddy's getting a break. Aw, that's really cute and sad, I'm sorry.
No, no, she likes you, she loves you. She talks about you nonstop.
Oh, come on.