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Today I went into Jason's fridge and I found Go-Gurt, and if you guys know anything about Go-Gurt, it's that cotton candy fucking sucks. Like, it's like the cancer of all Go-Gurts.
I don't even know what we bought, what are the flavors? Is it just like raspberry? I don't even know.
Raspberry is one of them, mixed berry's another, melon berry's another, and the rule is you never get, you never get, you never get, I lost the flavor, what is it?
Cool Mint?
No, what's the flavor? Cotton candy. Cotton candy. You never get cotton candy because it sucks, and I can tell that no one in your household enjoys it because in the Go-Gurt box were only 5 cotton candies left, none of the other flavor, because no one likes t…
But, so when you buy a Go-Gurt.
And then Jason has the audacity to blame it on his kids.