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I Ruined My Best Friend's Life
I don't even know what we bought, what are the flavors? Is it just like raspberry? I don't even know.
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Yeah, I say, I say, Jason, do you want food? Because I'm down for some food. And then, and then Jason, Jason go— I don't know if like I'm like this like terrifying person, but Jason will be like, yeah, I'll order Postmates. Yeah. And he, and he'll order food…
Because if I go no, or because Jason, you could say no to me. Yeah, I do say no, and then if I say no, then it's like, I don't know what you're eating, then you're in the fridge like yelling at like the yogurt, the Go-Gurt that we have there, that's my daught…
Today I went into Jason's fridge and I found Go-Gurt, and if you guys know anything about Go-Gurt, it's that cotton candy fucking sucks. Like, it's like the cancer of all Go-Gurts.
I don't even know what we bought, what are the flavors? Is it just like raspberry? I don't even know.
Raspberry is one of them, mixed berry's another, melon berry's another, and the rule is you never get, you never get, you never get, I lost the flavor, what is it?
Cool Mint?
No, what's the flavor? Cotton candy. Cotton candy. You never get cotton candy because it sucks, and I can tell that no one in your household enjoys it because in the Go-Gurt box were only 5 cotton candies left, none of the other flavor, because no one likes t…