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I Ruined My Best Friend's Life
No, I didn't. I knew you weren't buying me a car.
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Okay, for those of you guys who don't watch the vlogs, Jason has an incredibly hairy chest. Not anymore because we waxed it this morning, right? Let me— let me say it. Let me say that that was funny. Today we were going to get Jason's hair waxed, and I pull o…
I didn't think you were getting me.
Or in the back of his head, he's like, this is it. David's buying me a car. He's buying me a car.
No, I didn't. I knew you weren't buying me a car.
And then I go, I'm just kidding. We took a wrong turn. I got to turn back. I felt so bad. And then we go straight to the wax place and we wax his chest hair. Anyway.
And we didn't bring credit cards.
And we didn't bring credit cards, so we had to go back. It was a mess. Anyway, there's one time when Jason's chest was hairy. It was very hairy. We, um, we took, uh, we took like a power drill and we put the power drill close up to his chest and we taped the…