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I Ruined My Best Friend's Life
Now that means when David posts on Mondays and Wednesdays and Fridays, we post at the same time, he comes over, I have my desk, I enjoy very much working with David, but he's in a bad mood when he's posting, and he'll walk in open the door and he'll go, uh, food, we getting food? Like that.
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And like all of my friends, including you, Jason, who's very like frugal with your money, like you love, love spending money on Postmates. Like if it's $20 delivery, you won't even hesitate.
Hang on a second. I do Postmates to make our relationship symbiotic.
What's that mean?
Now that means when David posts on Mondays and Wednesdays and Fridays, we post at the same time, he comes over, I have my desk, I enjoy very much working with David, but he's in a bad mood when he's posting, and he'll walk in open the door and he'll go, uh, food, we getting food? Like that.
Yeah, I say, I say, Jason, do you want food? Because I'm down for some food. And then, and then Jason, Jason go— I don't know if like I'm like this like terrifying person, but Jason will be like, yeah, I'll order Postmates. Yeah. And he, and he'll order food…
Because if I go no, or because Jason, you could say no to me. Yeah, I do say no, and then if I say no, then it's like, I don't know what you're eating, then you're in the fridge like yelling at like the yogurt, the Go-Gurt that we have there, that's my daught…
Today I went into Jason's fridge and I found Go-Gurt, and if you guys know anything about Go-Gurt, it's that cotton candy fucking sucks. Like, it's like the cancer of all Go-Gurts.