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I Ruined My Best Friend's Life

Hang on a second. I do Postmates to make our relationship symbiotic.

July 6, 20173:42Jason
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David3:10
Because I feel like people would wanna know that I'm such a bitch when it comes to Postmates. You know what Postmates is, right? I think so. Yeah, okay, so Postmates is where you can deliver food to your house from anywhere because people pick it up. It's lik…
Jason3:30
Mm-hmm.
David3:30
And like all of my friends, including you, Jason, who's very like frugal with your money, like you love, love spending money on Postmates. Like if it's $20 delivery, you won't even hesitate.
Jason3:42
Hang on a second. I do Postmates to make our relationship symbiotic.
David3:48
What's that mean?
Jason3:49
Now that means when David posts on Mondays and Wednesdays and Fridays, we post at the same time, he comes over, I have my desk, I enjoy very much working with David, but he's in a bad mood when he's posting, and he'll walk in open the door and he'll go, uh, f…
David4:05
Yeah, I say, I say, Jason, do you want food? Because I'm down for some food. And then, and then Jason, Jason go— I don't know if like I'm like this like terrifying person, but Jason will be like, yeah, I'll order Postmates. Yeah. And he, and he'll order food…