Moment View

I Ruined My Best Friend's Life

Because I feel like people would wanna know that I'm such a bitch when it comes to Postmates. You know what Postmates is, right? I think so. Yeah, okay, so Postmates is where you can deliver food to your house from anywhere because people pick it up. It's like Uber, but the people run around and they pick up your food, and it's like $30, it could be up to $20 just for delivery.

July 6, 20173:10David
3:10/0:00
Scrub the kinetic waveform to jump through the episode.
7
Transcript window
Transcript Window

Context stack

Nearby lines for local context around the selected quote.
Jason2:59
David, I'm so happy to be here. In your movie theater room, in your clickbait mansion, and it's just so nice to be in a nice place that's clean.
David3:08
Let me go back to how stingy I am.
Jason3:09
Okay.
David3:10
Because I feel like people would wanna know that I'm such a bitch when it comes to Postmates. You know what Postmates is, right? I think so. Yeah, okay, so Postmates is where you can deliver food to your house from anywhere because people pick it up. It's like Uber, but the people run around and they pick up your food, and it's like $30, it could be up to $20 just for delivery.
Jason3:30
Mm-hmm.
David3:30
And like all of my friends, including you, Jason, who's very like frugal with your money, like you love, love spending money on Postmates. Like if it's $20 delivery, you won't even hesitate.
Jason3:42
Hang on a second. I do Postmates to make our relationship symbiotic.