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I Ruined My Best Friend's Life

Anyway, I've speak to my lawyer. I can say this, man. I'm a legal speaketh. And I talked to my lawyer and he, he's just like, there's nothing you can do. There's nothing. Like, there's nothing I can do.

July 6, 201729:05David
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Jason28:53
You're so bummed.
David28:54
And like, I took it out on my parents. I'm like, like, like, what the hell's wrong with you guys? Like, you had, you had X amount of years to fix this. And like, I've talked to my lawyer. I've spoken to my lawyer.
Jason29:04
Either one works.
David29:05
Anyway, I've speak to my lawyer. I can say this, man. I'm a legal speaketh. And I talked to my lawyer and he, he's just like, there's nothing you can do. There's nothing. Like, there's nothing I can do.
Jason29:19
How did you get the Social Security card?
David29:21
I don't know. Oh, that was, I think, because of the Dreamer Act. That was because of the pardon.
Jason29:26
So you're sitting there, 16, no license, and then all of a sudden Obama gets into office.