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I Ruined My Best Friend's Life

They should have called us like fairy butterfly print. I don't even know. Listen, anyway, I'm a dreamer and basically it's my parents took me here again, not against my own will, but like I had no choice because I was so young. Right. So it's not like I made the decision to come here and like migrate. And I was like 6 or 7 or 5. I don't know how old I was when I got here, but my visa expired. So I wasn't allowed to stay here anymore. I had to move back. And I'm not like— I'm on the border of being an illegal citizen, an illegal immigrant. Sorry, I'm not a citizen. I'm not a citizen of the US and I'm on the border of being an illegal immigrant. And And it sucks because like I couldn't get my driver's license because I didn't have a social security number. So I got it when I was like 17 and that's when I finally got my license. And I can't leave the country. This is what I heard from my lawyer or from my parents. I don't know who I heard this from, but if I leave the country without telling anybody, I wouldn't be able to reenter or try to reenter like legally for another 10 years. So it's like in Pirates of the Caribbean when Orlando Bloom steps on land. And he can't go back for another like 40 years or whatever, right? I'm in the same situation. I'm a pirate.

July 6, 201724:41David
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Jason24:19
running from ICE. Running from ICE for a while.
David24:24
My, like, I'm what you would call a dreamer. Sounds so damn lame. They gave that a name on purpose because they just hate immigrants. They're just like, fuck you guys. You guys are dreamers.
Jason24:40
Look at these stupid fucks.
David24:41
They should have called us like fairy butterfly print. I don't even know. Listen, anyway, I'm a dreamer and basically it's my parents took me here again, not against my own will, but like I had no choice because I was so young. Right. So it's not like I made the decision to come here and like migrate. And I was like 6 or 7 or 5. I don't know how old I was when I got here, but my visa expired. So…
Jason25:51
And also you're a huge cock like Orlando Bloom too.
David25:55
I have a huge cock.
Jason25:56
Yeah.